February 5, 2006


  • x what you have:

    [x]an ipod/mp3.
    [ ]a tiffany's bracelet or necklace.
    [ ] a Louis vuttion purse.
    [X] a computer/ laptop
    [X] a cd player.
    [X] a stereo.
    [ ] a spice girl cd
    [X] a cosmo girl magazine.
    [X] a teddy bear
    [] a build a bear.
    [ ] an American eagle purse.
    [ ] hollister shirt.
    [X] abercombie stuff
    [x] a hot topic shirt.
    [X ] a cell phone.
    [] an aeropostale shirt
    [] a big screen TV.
    [ ] the mean girls dvd.
    [X] a TV in my room.
    [x] a big bed.
    [X ] a brother or sister.
    [ ] a diamond ring.
    [X]a pearl necklace.
    [] a prom dress.
    [X] a book.
    [X] a myspace.
    [X] perfume.
    [ ] g-unit sneakers.
    [X] a black shirt

  • 34 Fun Things To Do @ Walmart

    Next time you're there and get bored, try these!

    1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

    3. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

    4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

    5. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

    6. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

    7. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

    8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

    9. Play with the automatic doors.

    10.
    Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so
    long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

    11. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

    12. Repeat Number 11 in the jewelry department.

    13. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

    14. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

    15. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

    16. Put M&M's on layaway.

    17. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

    18. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

    19. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

    20. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

    21. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

    22. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

    23. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

    24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

    25. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

    26. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

    27. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

    28. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

    29. Two words: "Marco Polo."

    30. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

    31. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

    32.
    Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the
    store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get
    out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

    33. Get boxes of condoms & put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

    34. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through whisper, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

    Note: Fil is not responsible for any legal trouble one may get
    into while engaging in the previously mentioned activities. Perform
    these antics at your own risk. Good day.

February 1, 2006

  • I've kissed someone...
    01. [x] on the cheek.
    02. [x] on the lips.
    03. [x] on their hands or fingers.
    04. [x] in your room.
    05. [] in their room.
    06. [x] of the opposite sex
    07. [ ] of the same sex. (relatives, crap like that, do not count)
    08. [x] a little younger than me.
    09. [x] a little older than me.
    10. [] with black hair.
    11. [ ] with curly hair.
    12. [x] blonde hair and blue eyes.
    13. [x] with red hair
    14. [x] with straight hair.
    15. [x] shorter than me.
    16. [ ] with a lip ring.
    17. [] who i truly love/loved.
    18. [x] who was drunk.
    19. [ ] who was high.
    20. [x] in the morning.
    21. [x] right after waking up.
    22. [x] just before bed.
    23. [x] late at night.
    24. [ ] who i had just met.
    25. [x]who I really didn't want to kiss.
    26. [ ] just talking not dating.
    27. [x] on a bed.
    28. [x] in the bushes /outside.
    29. [] at school.
    30. [x] against a wall.
    31. [ ] at a show.
    32. [] at the beach.
    33. [ ] at a concert.
    34. [] in a pool.
    35. [x] who was/is a good friend.
    36. [x] in the rain.
    37. [ ] with an std.
    38. [x] in the shower
    39. [x] in a car/taxi/bus.
    40. [ ] Bowling.
    41. [x] in a bathroom
    42. [x] in the dark.
    43. [ ] on a roof top.
    44. [ ] under water.
    45. [x] while one of you were driving.
    46. [ ] a stranger
    47. [ ]more than one person(girls) at once.
    48. [] crying
    49. [ ]goodbye forever The worst kind.
    50. [x] when i was drunk.
    51. [ ] when i was high.
    52. [ ] who didn't speak english
    53. [ ] in a hot tub

January 31, 2006

  • Its hard to believe that today is my only free day to get the rest of
    my shit together. Although I think tomorrow I have the morning cause we
    are not leaving for NY till the afternoon. Tomorrow is Phantom of the
    Opera on Broadway and than Thursday is Hawaii! Amazing. I'm up this
    early because I have to work at 2pm and I want to go to the bank, aaa,
    walmart, maybe kohls, and some other places before work. Since I don't
    have alot of time before 2pm I had to get up early. Soon I'm gonnna go
    upstairs and find a pair of jeans that I didnt pack(ha) and get dressed
    lol. Its so shitty out today. Blah. Also, I've decided that somehow I'm
    gonna fit my school shit in my carryon because I could do alot of work
    on the plan. Even tho I wont have online access i can still write
    everything out and just type it later. Plus if i print out all the
    instrustions online I shouldnt have a prob figuring out what I need to
    do. Also, while I have battery on the plan I can type everything out
    too. I want to get atleast the work that is due next week and the
    following week finished and maybe submitted early. Than I will just
    have one more assignment to do. I like this class alot and I think I
    will do pretty good in it. lol. I should have done online courses a
    long time ago. hahah. Although the people in this course are pretty
    stupid cause there has not been much discussion, on the discussion
    board.  Which is good for me cause than all I have to do is say
    something once or twice and I get a 100%. ROFL I don't think there are
    alot of people in this class. Maybe 8 people. Unless there are more and
    no one else is saying anything. Which they should be if they want to
    pass the class. lol.
    Okay heading upstairs now. Maybe I'll take Kona with me and she can be confortable on my bed. hahhaha

    ~Nicole

    2 Days More Days! Holy SHIT!

January 30, 2006

  • I found this on someone's xanga and liked it lol.

    In 2005 I...


    {*} broke a promise
    {} made a new best friend
    {} fell in love
    {} fell out of love
    {*} did something I swore never to do..
    {*} lied
    {*} stole
    {*} went behind my parents back
    {*} cried over a broken heart
    {*} disappointed someone close
    {*} hid a secret
    {*} pretended to be happy
    {} got arrested
    {*} kissed in the rain
    {} laid under the stars
    {} kept my New Year's resolution
    {*} forgot my New Year's resolution
    {*} met someone who changed my life
    {} met one of my idols
    {*} got "physical"
    {*} changed my outlook on life
    {*} stayed home all day doing nothing
    {*} pretended to be sick
    {*} left the country
    {} almost died
    {*} gave up something important to me
    {*} lost something expensive
    {*} learned something new about myself
    {} tried something I normally wouldn't try and liked
    it

    {*} made a change in my life
    {*} found out who my true friends were
    {*} made a total fool of myself
    {} met great people
    {} had my life change in one night
    {*} laughed so hard I cried
    {*} felt safe in someone's arms

January 28, 2006

  • A driver is stuck in a traffic
    jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington.

    Nothing is moving north or
    south.
    Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

    The  driver
    rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
    "What's the
    hold up?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy,
    Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.

    They are asking for a $10 million
    ransom.   Otherwise, they are going to
    douse them with gasoline and
    set them on fire."

    "We are going from car to car, taking up a
    collection."

    The  driver asks, "on average how much is everyone
    giving, ?"

    "About
    a  gallon."

    ROFL!!!!!!

January 27, 2006

  • WARNING: THIS WILL BE A SHORT UPDATE;

    Today I had work at 1030 but a major panic attack provented me from
    going. I dont know what happened. Everything just kinda hit me and I
    was shaking and my heart was racing and than i just started crying. I
    called John and he was pissed but I told him I had a family emergency,
    which was kinda true. So today I cleaned my room and watched Chasing
    Liberty which helped me alot. Than later I watched Shark Tale. Tomorrow
    I hope to get some actual packing done. I kinda wanna watch Chasing
    Liberty again. It kinda helps me relax a bit. I than took Kona to
    Alyssa's school to show her off and Kona was excellent with all those
    kids around her, petting her and not leaving her alone. And she saw
    Hunter again. She chased him around the house and was trying to eat his
    tail. It was sooo funny. Okay enough of an update.

    ~nicole

    ps. i changed my myspace and it has cool games so check them out. lol

  • Yesterday was a good than shitty ass day. Chris and I went to see Fun
    with Dick and Jane and it was hilarious!! I would see it again lol. and
    again and prob maybe buy it. lol. def rent it. So we saw that and than
    after I left I went to Arby's. but pretty much from when the movie
    ended on everything I did fucked up. blahhh. I got Arby's and took it
    home. Came home and dad was on my laptop! I asked him what he was doing
    there and he didnt say a word. and than I yelled at him for using it.
    He doesnt understand that its MY laptop. He thinks that bc its sitting
    here he can use it. Blahh not true. If (maybe) he asked, than sure I'll
    think about it. blahh whatever. So than I went to put my straw in my
    soda and the fucker spilled everywhere
    so I got to clean that up. Mom and dad than left for the Vet with kona
    and i wanted them to take kona to alyssas afterwards for her bday
    party. but nooo she had her shots so she couldnt come.
    Everyone wanted to see her! But mom had to take her home. grr. But
    today I am going to take her into alyssas school cause she's been a
    good girl so she has all these reward points saved up. I get out of
    work at 230 and I have to be at her school at 245. ROFL. I'm gonna see
    if I'm allowed to leave alittle early(like 10mins or so) if it isnt too
    busy. Today is Payday!! LOL. best day! lol. I hope I can talk to
    feather today before i start work. I wanna see when the direct deposit
    will start and if it wont start by this fri, if my parents can pick it
    up for me. That paycheck should be huge and I want it for hawaii. lol.
    I have no clue how much money I'll have for hawaii. lol. Okay time to
    get ready for work in the deli. lol.

    ~nicole

January 26, 2006

  • Pampurred

    15 PIECES OF
    ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES,
    AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

    1.
    Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.

    2.
    What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    3.
    If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

    4.
    Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

    5.
    Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

    6.
    Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell
    them apart.

    7.
    Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some
    woman miserable.

    8.
    Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9.
    Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10.
    Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11.
    If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12.
    The children of
    Israel wandered around
    the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
    directions.

    13.. If he asks
    what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14.
    Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that
    you laugh at his.

    15.
    Sadly, all men are created equal.

    Send this to 10
    Bright Women to make their day!!



January 25, 2006

  • I was off yesterday and I went to take Kona out and I fell down the
    back steps while carrying her. I dropped her(she's okay!) and landed
    badly on my back. There is now a buise there and it hurts really badly.
    I can't sit back fully cause it hurts. Than i went Shopping with Jackie
    and that was tons of fun. We had lunch of applebees and I got a new
    purse. Its an awesome purse. I also got new earrings and a cool
    necklace. I got tons of other shit, like a cheap ass mp3 player lol.I
    think after hawaii I will get a ipod or something.*gasp*. ROFL Today I
    worked but it was only four hours so I'm glad I didnt have to do 8 hrs
    or something. I wouldnt have been able to handle it. Blah. Now OTH is
    on than Shannon and I are going to the movies to see brokeback
    mountain. Today I went to her house before work to help her set up her
    xanga(xanga.com/moviesonthebrain). She is using it for her movie
    reviews since she loves movies sooo much. lol. I'm still soo excited
    for hawaii but I still have not gone through my clothes yet. I was
    gonna yesterday night but I was in too much pain and after OTH tonight
    i'm going out so I guess it will be tomorrow night. hopefully. Okay
    thats enough for now.

    ~nicole

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