January 28, 2006

• A driver is stuck in a traffic
  jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington.

  Nothing is moving north or
  south.
  Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

  The  driver
  rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
  "What's the
  hold up?"

  "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy,
  Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton.

  They are asking for a $10 million
  ransom.   Otherwise, they are going to
  douse them with gasoline and
  set them on fire."

  "We are going from car to car, taking up a
  collection."

  The  driver asks, "on average how much is everyone
  giving, ?"

  "About
  a  gallon."

  ROFL!!!!!!
  

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