January 26, 2006

  • Pampurred

    15 PIECES OF
    ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES,
    AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.

    1.
    Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.

    2.
    What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    3.
    If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

    4.
    Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

    5.
    Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

    6.
    Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell
    them apart.

    7.
    Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some
    woman miserable.

    8.
    Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9.
    Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    10.
    Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11.
    If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

    12.
    The children of
    Israel wandered around
    the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for
    directions.

    13.. If he asks
    what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14.
    Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that
    you laugh at his.

    15.
    Sadly, all men are created equal.

    Send this to 10
    Bright Women to make their day!!



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