October 17, 2005

• 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD
  KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
  This was written by a guy who has had years of
  experience.

  1. Whatever you do, don't
  just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we
  do.

  
  

  2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other
  everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
  

  3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them
  would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait
  for the damn hat.

  4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

  5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's
  because they're jealous.

  6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

  7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with
  you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

  8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.

  8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you
  did.

  9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not
  offended by it...

  10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

  11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss
  these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay
  half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're
  a pussy..

  11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the
  time!

  12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a
  stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's
  not a serious relationship.

  13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping
  her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
  she's home safely.

  14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
  

  15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend
  closer.

  16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she
  swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any
  gestures back.

  17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy
  it or not, it just matters that you went.

  18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and
  best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents,
  and make sure to be nice to their animals.

  19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

  20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them
  feel like shit, so be understanding.

  21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

  22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends,
  you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.

  23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be
  with you.

  24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being
  asked.

  25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very
  gentle.

  26. Memorize their damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're
  basically screwed for life.

  27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

  28. Don't give her
  something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't
  have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

  29. If you think the
  relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her
  more if you draw it out.

  30. After you've been dating for a while,
  realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend
  who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control
  than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of
  power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

  (If you have read this and you
  are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?!
  And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother fuckin
  best tips you could ever get!)

  You now have 2 options...
  1) Repost
  this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
  2)
  Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you
  wouldn't want that, would you

  This was written by a guy who has had years
  of experience
  Re-post so EVERY GUY will know how to treat a
  lady!
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  And my bday in 2 days fyi hahaha
  

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