2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other
everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them
would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait
for the damn hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's
because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with
you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you
did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not
offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss
these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay
half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're
a pussy..
11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the
time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a
stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING. Even if it's
not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping
her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure
she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend
closer.
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she
swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any
gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy
it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and
best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents,
and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them
feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends,
you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be
with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being
asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very
gentle.
26. Memorize their damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're
basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her
something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't
have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.
29. If you think the
relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her
more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while,
realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend
who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control
than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of
power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
(If you have read this and you
are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?!
And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother fuckin
best tips you could ever get!)
You now have 2 options...
1) Repost
this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
2)
Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you
wouldn't want that, would you
This was written by a guy who has had years
of experience
Re-post so EVERY GUY will know how to treat a
lady!
And my bday in 2 days fyi 
hahaha
but ill add them later bc i
haha
We need
Today i
Maybe one of these days I'll just say screw everything and GO. Fuck life HERE. If i have some $ saved i could do it. 
haha
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